いつかの勇者に憧れて(憧れて)
無理だってわかっても飛び込む 没ストーリー
寄せて集めた4人組(4人組)
ほら何でもかんでも 何にもかんにも
坊主が屏風に上手に坊主で 何から何まで人任せ
薬草集めりゃトリカブト(トリカブト)
助走全開のオウンゴール 草も生えない
あいつもこいつも役立たず(役立たず)
誰のせいだ 彼のせいだって
なすりつけあって日が暮れる
ワンターンで大逆転できる必殺の御業(ない!)
ダンジョン奥で迷ったらった 脱出アイテムは?(ない!)
攻略本なら疾うの昔にゴミに出しちゃった(えっ!?)
完全詰んでる ふたりも死んでる
セーブのデータも 0%0%0%
強制スクロールライフ AGIに全振り
回復役はいない 廃人の4通り
ずらっと並ぶナストマト
ロクなキャラが選べない
バグだよね!?
やっぱりやだやだ ボクが先頭だーい
最初の街から進まない(はい はい!)
1×4が0未満
もう1年が過ぎた
(いい加減にしろー!)
ガチャに例えりゃ 星ふたつくらい
SSRじゃないけれど(はい はい!)
それでもボクらでいたいんだ
君と夜更かして RPG
itsuka no yuusha ni akogarete (akogarete)
muri datte wakatte mo tobikomu botsu SUTOORI
yosete atsumeta yonnin gumi (yonnin gumi)
hora nandemo kandemo nanimo kanimo
boozu ga byoobu ni jouzu ni boozu de nani kara nanimade hitomakase
yakuso atsumerya torikabuto (torikabuto)
joso zenkai no oungooru kusa mo haenai
aitsu mo koitsu mo yakudatazu (yakudatazu)
dare no seida kare no sei datte
nasuri tsukeatte hi ga kureru
WANTAAN de dai gyakuten dekiru hissatsu no miwaza (nai!)
DANJON oku de mayottaratta dasshutsu AITEMU wa? (nai!)
koryakuhon nara tou no mukashi ni gomi ni dashichatta (eh?!)
kanzen tsumanderu futari mo shinderu
SEEBU no DEETA mo dododododo-n
kyosei SUKUROORAIFU AGI ni zenburi
kaifuku yaku wa inai haijin no yontori
zuratto narabu nasu TOMATO
ROKU na KYARA ga erabenai
BAGU dayone?!
yappari yada yada boku ga sentoudai
saisho no machi kara susumanai (hai, hai!)
ichi kakеru yon ga zero miman
mo ichinen ga sugita
(iikagen ni shiro!)
gacha ni tatoеrya hoshi futatsu kurai
SSR janai keredo (hai, hai!)
soredemo bokura de itainda
kimi to yofukashite RPG
Yearning to be a hero someday (yearning)
Though knowing it's impossible to succeed, I still hop in the end of the story
Gathering as a group of four (group of four)
See, doing anything and everything, the monk behind that folding screen
from anywhere to anything always so good at leaving all the tasks to others
Collecting the herb aconite (aconite)
Getting on goal with a ful approach-run, the grass won't even grow
That guy, this guy, everyone's useless (useless)
Who's fault is that? It's his fault
When the night falls, we're still finding someone to blame it on
Special move to win from behind in one turn? (none!)
Escape item to use when you're lost in the depths of a dungeon? (none!)
Game guide? Dumped into the trashcan ages ago (eh?!)
Completely stuck, two players already died
Save data is also gone too
In forced-scroll parts, spending all the ability points on AGI(lity)
Don't have a healer, 4 no-hopers
Eggplants and tomatoes, all lined up together
Can't even choose a useful character
This is a bug right?!
Still no way no way! I'll go headfirst!
Starting from the first village, not progressing at all (yes, yes!)
1 times 4 is even less than 0
One year has already passed
(That's enough playing guys!)
For example, in a gacha, we would have about 2 stars
Though it's not an SSR (yes, yes!)
We still want to be ourselves
Staying up late with you, playing RPG
Translation from the official MV.