Fushigi no kuni no kingdom kareshi

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 ナレーション 
 ある日、どこにでもいるような普通の女の子のところに 
 空から不思議なチケットが降ってきました。
 
 
 見たことないチケット 
 行先は不思議の国 
 私の王子様を 
 探しに行こう
 
 はやく私を 
 貴方のもとまで誘って 
 夢にまで見た 
 素敵な世界
 
 オイ何処居んだよ王子様 
 白馬でもロバでもいいから 
 乗ってさっさと出てこいよオラァ
 
 
 　　不細工声の男　 
 　　「およ、およ、お呼びですか フォカヌポウ」
 
 
 お呼びじゃねえんだよ！背が高くて、ソフトマッチョで、 
 年収100億で、庭付きプール付き一戸建て持ってる 
 イケメン、隠してんだろぉ？
 
 どこにいらっしゃいますか？ 
 そこに潜んで隠れているのでしょう？ 
 　　デブ声の男「俺か？」 
 違う！ 
 　　ダミ声の男「俺だろ？」 
 違う！ 
 私に近づこうなんて100年早い
 
 　　勘違い男「ぼ、ぼ、僕かな？」 
 違う！
 
 　　老爺「ワシかの？」 
 違う！ 
 こんな世界今すぐに出てってやる
 
 
 　　賢者っぽい人 
 　　「ま、待ちなされ！もとのセカイに戻るにはワシに 
 　　ツンデレ風にお願いしなければならないのじゃ」
 
 
 は？ なにその設定！？しゃーねーなー。んﾞ、んﾞんﾞ。 
 べ、別にもとの世界に帰りたくなんかないんだからねっ！
 
 
 見慣れた街、パパとママにただいま 
 やっぱ家は落ち着くわ
 
 さてとそろそろアイツに電話 
 I love you! I need you!!
 伝えよう
 
 不思議の世界よりも 
 貴方が一番よね　好き　まいだーりん
 
 
 　　不思議の国「彼氏いる奴来んじゃねーよ!!」

 Narration
 Aru hi, doko ni demo iru you na fustuu onnanoko tokoro ni
 Sora kara fushigina ticket ga futte kimashita.
 
 Mita kotonai ticket
 Ikisaki wa fushigi no kuni
 Watashi no ouji-sama wo
 Sagashi ni ikou
 
 Hayaku watashi wo
 Anata no koto made sassote
 Yume ni made mita
 Sutekina sekai
 
 Oi doko onda yo ouji-sama
 Shiro uma demo roba demo ii kara
 Notte sassato detekoi yo oraaa
 
     Busaiku koe no otoko
     "Oyo, oyo, oyabi desu ka fokanupou"
 
 Oyabi janeen da yo! Se ga takakute, soft maccho de
 Nenshuu 100 oku de, niwatsuki pool tsuki ikkodate matteru
 Ikemen, kakushiten daroo?
 
 Doko ni irasshaimasu ka?
 Soko ni hisonde kakurete iru no deshou?
     Debu koe no otoko "Ore ga?"
 Chigau!
     Dummy koe no otoko "Ore daro?"
 Chigau!
 Watashi ni chikazukou nante 100-nen hayai
 
     Kanachigai otoko "Bo, bo, boku kana?"
 Chigau!
      Rouya "Washi ka no?"
 Chigau!
 Konna sekai ima sugu ni detetteyaru
 
     Kenjappoi hito
     "Ma, machinasare! Moto no sekai ni modoro ni wa washi ni
      Tsundere fuu ni onegaishinareba naranai no ja"
 
 Ha? Nani sono settei!? Jaaneenaa. N, nn.
 Be, betsu ni moto no sekai ni kaeritake nankanainda kara nee!
 
 Minareta machi, papa to mama ni tadaima
 Yappa ie wa ochitsuku wa
 
 Sateto sorosoro aitsu ni denwa
 I love you! I need you!!
 Deeyou
 
 Fushigi no sekai yori mo
 Anata ga ichiban yo ne suki my darling
 
      Fushigi no kuni "Kareshiiru yatsu konjanee yo!!"

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 One day, In front of an ordinary girl somewhere
 A mysterious ticket fell from the sky
 
 A ticket that I have never seen before
 The destination is Wonderland
 Let’s go to
 Find my prince
 
 Come on quick
 Guide me to your side
 I even dreamed about it
 A wonderful world
 
 Hey, where are you, Prince?!
 I don’t care if you ride a white horse or a robot
 Just come out now, hey!!
 
 　　Unattractive Guy
 　　”Did, did, did you call? lol”
 
 I didn’t call for you! The guy I want is tall, well-built,
 has a 10 billion dollar annual income, owns a house with huge garden and pool,
 Handsome guy, is he hiding somewhere??
 
 Where is he?
 Is he lurking and hiding there?
 
 　　Fat Guy, “Me?”
 No!
 　　Dumb Guy, “How about me?”
 No!
 It's 100 years too early to come near me
 
 　　Misunderstood Guy, “M-M-Me?”
 No!
 　　Old Man, “Is it me?”
 No!
 I’m outta this world now
 
 　　A Person Who Appears to be a Sage
 　　”P-Please wait! If you want to return to your world,
 　　You have to ask me for it in tsundere style.”
 
 Huh? What the hell is that!? Can’t be helped, huh. (clears throat)
 It’s not like I want to return to my world or anything!
 
 A familiar city, welcomed home by Papa and Mama
 I have finally reached home
 
 Then, I’m going to give him a call soon
 I love you！ I need you！！
 I want to tell him
 
 Even more than Wonderland
 You are number one, I love you, my darling
 
 　　Wonderland, “If you already had a boyfriend you shouldn’t have come!!”

English Translation found by Tumblr user abyssalnode.

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Trivia[]

不思議の国のキングダム彼氏 was added to pop'n music Sunny Park on July 3rd, 2013, as part of Phase 1 of the WaiWai Pop'n Doubutsuen event.
不思議の国のキングダム彼氏 is ARM's first original composition for the pop'n music series.
不思議の国のキングダム彼氏's songwheel genre, 恋活ミュージカル, reads as "KOIKATSU MUSICAL".
Takai-san is one of the vocalists affiliated to IOSYS, music circle of which ARM is also member. She also provided vocals for She is my wife すーぱーアイドル☆ミツル子Remixちゃん, which appears in SOUND VOLTEX II -infinite infection-.
Under genre sorting, 不思議の国のキングダム彼氏 appeared under the "記号" (symbols) category. This was fixed on July 23rd, 2013.