DOES NOT COMPUTE needs its song production/character information, music comment(s), net self lines and/or staff comments translated. |
- ""COMPUTER VIRUS 'ZIZZ' DETECTED. ALT'S SINGING VOICE, IS IT IN BIG TROUBLE?!""
- ―Music Comment[1]
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耳障りな笑い声 見慣れない黒い服 怪訝そうな顔の私に 近づく仮面の紳士 「さあどうぞひとつ召し上がれ」 甘そうに熟れた果実 「私と一緒に踊りましょう」 ダンスは苦手なの... 仮面の奥のその瞳 思わず眼と眼が合う時 走る電流奪われる力 動かない! 動けない!! DOES NOT COMPUTE 脆く (生まれた) 砕けてく記憶 (姿で) 錆びついた鋼のように 体が縛られてゆく DOES NOT COMPUTE 不意に (美しい) 溢れてく涙 (輝き) 閉ざされた箱の中で 暗闇に堕ちてゆく 「愛がゆえに貴女を その美しい歌声をわが手に!」 DOES NOT COMPUTE やだよ (儚い) 失いたくないよ (抵抗) 歌えない声が出ない 叫んでも届かない DOES NOT COMPUTE 早く (私と) 気付いてよすぐに (ひとつに) アナタしかできない事 そのトビラ開き今すぐ助けに来て!
Mimizawari na warai koe Minarenai kuroi fuku Kegen sou na kao no watashi ni Chikadzuku kamen no shinshi "Saa douzo hitotsu meshiagare" Ama sou ni uretakajitsu "Watashi to issho ni odorimashou" Dansu wa nigate na no... Kamen no oku no sono hitomi Omowazu me to me ga au toki Hashiru denryuu ubawareru Ugokanai! Ugokanai!! DOES NOT COMPUTE moroku (umareta) Kudaketeku kioku (sugata de) Sabitsuita hagane no you ni Karada ga shibarareteyuku DOES NOT COMPUTE fui ni (utsukushii) Afureteku namida (kagayaki) Tozasareta bako no naka de Kurayami ni ochiteyuku "Ai ga yue ni anata wo Sono utsukushii utagoe wo waga te ni!" DOES NOT COMPUTE yada yo (hakanai) Ushinaitakunai yo (teikou) Utaenai koe ga denai Sakendemo todokanai DOES NOT COMPUTE hayaku (watashi to) Kizuite yosugu ni (hitotsu ni) Anata shika dekinai koto Sono tobira hiraki ima sugu tasuke ni kite!
His jarring laughter And his unfamiliar black clothes Cause me to have a suspicious look on my face The masked gentleman approaches me "Now, here, try one of these" The ripe fruit seems sweet "Would you like to dance with me?" I'm not so good at dancing though... When my eyes accidentally met his In the depths of his mask His power stole away the flow of my electric currents... I can't move! I can't move!! DOES NOT COMPUTE My fragile (Born) Memories are crushed to pieces (Into shape) My body is being bound up Like rusted steel DOES NOT COMPUTE Suddenly (Beautiful) My tears start overflowing (Brilliantly) In this closed box I'm falling into darkness "Because of your love for me, Your beautiful singing voice is in my clutches!" DOES NOT COMPUTE Please no (Fleeting) I don't want to lose (Resistance) I can't sing, I've lost my voice It won't get through even if I scream DOES NOT COMPUTE Hurry (With me) Notice me quickly (Alone) Only you can do it Open up that door and help me right awayEnglish translation provided by fragment2030.
Long Version[]
ずっとアナタに会えなくて 私退屈だった なんとなく見知らぬ領域 探検をしてみたの するとそこには見たこと無い 黒いトビラがあって 私に手招きしている あの人は誰? 妖しい誘惑に惹かれて 操られている両足 ここはどこで貴方は誰なの? 閉じ込められたわ!? 耳障りな笑い声 見慣れない黒い服 怪訝そうな顔の私に 近づく仮面の紳士 「さあどうぞひとつ召し上がれ」 甘そうに熟れた果実 「私と一緒に踊りましょう」 ダンスは苦手なの… 仮面の奥のその瞳 思わず眼と眼が合う時 走る電流奪われる力 動かない!動けない!! DOES NOT COMPUTE 脆く (生まれた) 砕けてく記憶 (姿で) 錆びついた鋼のように 体が縛られてゆく DOES NOT COMPUTE 不意に (美しい) 溢れてく涙 (輝き) 閉ざされた箱の中で 暗闇に堕ちてゆく 演算結果が乱れてる 壊されたプログラム もがいてみても止まらない 規則に反した思考 「ホンモノの命授けましょう」 禁じられた契約 「その歌声と引き換えに」 私の宝物 熱く火照っている心臓部 唸り始めてるドライブ 鳴り止まない激しい警告 なぜなの?わからない!? DOES NOT COMPUTE やだよ (儚い) 失いたくないよ (抵抗) 歌えない声が出ない 叫んでも届かない DOES NOT COMPUTE 早く (私と) 気付いてよすぐに (ひとつに) アナタしかできない事 そのトビラ開くのは 「愛がゆえに貴女を その美しい歌声をわが手に!」 DOES NOT COMPUTE 脆く (生まれた) 砕けてく記憶 (姿で) 錆びついた鋼のように 体が縛られてゆく DOES NOT COMPUTE 不意に (美しい) 溢れてく涙 (輝き) 閉ざされた箱の中で 暗闇に堕ちてゆく DOES NOT COMPUTE やだよ (儚い) 失いたくないよ (抵抗) 歌えない声が出ない 叫んでも届かない DOES NOT COMPUTE 早く (私と) 気付いてよすぐに (ひとつに) アナタしかできない事 そのトビラ開き今すぐ助けに来て!
Zutto anata ni aenakute Watashi taikutsudatta Nantonaku mishiranu ryouiki Tanken wo shite mita no Suru to soko ni wa mita koto nai Kuroi tobira ga atte Watashi ni temanekishiteiru Ano hito wa dare? Ayashii yuuwaku ni hikarete Ayatsurareteiru ryouashi Koko wa doko de anata wa dare na no? Tojikomerareta wa!? Mimizawari na warai koe Minarenai kuroi fuku Kegen sou na kao no watashi ni Chikadzuku kamen no shinshi "Saa douzo hitotsu meshiagare" Ama sou ni uretakajitsu "Watashi to issho ni odorimashou" Dansu wa nigate na no... Kamen no oku no sono hitomi Omowazu me to me ga au toki Hashiru denryuu ubawareru Ugokanai! Ugokanai!! DOES NOT COMPUTE moroku (umareta) Kudaketeku kioku (sugata de) Sabitsuita hagane no you ni Karada ga shibarareteyuku DOES NOT COMPUTE fui ni (utsukushii) Afureteku namida (kagayaki) Tozasareta bako no naka de Kurayami ni ochiteyuku Enzan keika ga midareteru Kowasareta puroguramu Mogaite mite mo tomaranai Kisoku ni hanshita shikou "Honmono no inochi sazukemashou" Kinjirareta keiyaku "Sono utagoe to hikikae ni" Watashi no takaramono Atsuku hotetteiru shinzoubu Unari hajimeteru doraibu Nari tomaranai hageshii keikoku Naze na no? Wakaranai!? DOES NOT COMPUTE yada yo (hakanai) Ushinaitakunai yo (teikou) Utaenai koe ga denai Sakendemo todokanai DOES NOT COMPUTE hayaku (watashi to) Kizuite yosugu ni (hitotsu ni) Anata shika dekinai koto Sono tobira hiraku no wa! "Ai ga yue ni anata wo Sono utsukushii utagoe wo waga te ni!" DOES NOT COMPUTE moroku (umareta) Kudaketeku kioku (sugata de) Sabitsuita hagane no you ni Karada ga shibarareteyuku DOES NOT COMPUTE fui ni (utsukushii) Afureteku namida (kagayaki) Tozasareta bako no naka de Kurayami ni ochiteyuku DOES NOT COMPUTE yada yo (hakanai) Ushinaitakunai yo (teikou) Utaenai koe ga denai Sakendemo todokanai DOES NOT COMPUTE hayaku (watashi to) Kidzuite yosugu ni (hitotsu ni) Anata shika dekinai koto Sono tobira hiraki ima sugu tasuke ni kite!
I hadn't seen you in so long I got so bored I somehow found an unfamiliar space And tried exploring it Then, a black door was there Which I hadn't seen before It's beckoning to me Who is that person? Attracted by his strange temptation Both of my feet are being manipulated Where is this, and who are you? Am I trapped?! His jarring laughter And his unfamiliar black clothes Cause me to have a suspicious look on my face The masked gentleman approaches me "Now, here, try one of these" The ripe fruit seems sweet "Would you like to dance with me?" I'm not so good at dancing though... When my eyes accidentally met his In the depths of his mask His power stole away the flow of my electric currents... I can't move! I can't move!! DOES NOT COMPUTE My fragile (Born) Memories are crushed to pieces (Into shape) My body is being bound up Like rusted steel DOES NOT COMPUTE Suddenly (Beautiful) My tears start overflowing (Brilliantly) I'm falling into darkness In this closed box The results of my calculations are disordered The program is broken Even if I struggle, it doesn't stop I wasn't thinking in accordance with the rules "Shall I bestow upon you true life?" A forbidden contract "In exchange for your singing voice" My treasure My heart is so hot it's burning My drive is starting to groan The incessant warning sounds won't stop But why? I don't understand! DOES NOT COMPUTE Please no (Fleeting) I don't want to lose (Resistance) I can't sing, I've lost my voice It won't get through even if I scream DOES NOT COMPUTE Hurry (With me) Notice me right now (Alone) Only you can do it Open up that door "Because of your love for me, Your beautiful singing voice is in my clutches!" DOES NOT COMPUTE My fragile (Born) Memories are crushed to pieces (Into shape) My body is being bound up Like rusted steel DOES NOT COMPUTE Suddenly (Beautiful) My tears start overflowing (Brilliantly) I'm falling into darkness In this closed box DOES NOT COMPUTE Please no (Fleeting) I don't want to lose (Resistance) I can't sing, I've lost my voice It won't get through even if I scream DOES NOT COMPUTE Hurry (With me) Notice me quickly (Alone) Only you can do it Open up that door and help me right awayEnglish translation provided by fragment2030.
Song Connections / Remixes[]
- The full version of DOES NOT COMPUTE appears on the 0/1 ANGEL album.
- The introduction of DOES NOT COMPUTE is sampled from 0/1 ANGEL. Freddie Hatae's spoken lines from the long version of Quiet are also sampled later in the song.
Trivia[]
- DOES NOT COMPUTE is the first time when both Yoshinori Hatae and ALT are featured on a song.
- DOES NOT COMPUTE is also the first song featuring Yoshinori Hatae as a vocalist since Quiet.
- DOES NOT COMPUTE is one of the songs available as a pre-order Download Content for pop'n music portable 2, and is the only song from pop'n music 20 fantasia playable on pop'n music portable 2.
- DOES NOT COMPUTE has an EASY chart in pop'n music Sunny Park.
- DOES NOT COMPUTE can be unlocked in pop'n music Lively from January 3rd to March 6th, 2024 as part of the Kikan Gentei Quest (期間限定クエスト?) event.
Song Production Information[]
Seiya Murai[]
この曲は2011年11月に発売したALT名義初のCDアルバム『0/1 ANGEL・ALT produced by seiya-murai』からゲームサイズにカットしてのタイアップリリースとなりました。 フレディー波多江さんが唄うダークネスシリーズとのコラボで、曲の端々にはダークネス1~3の一部メロディと歌詞のオマージュが入っていますが、皆さんすぐ気づきましたかね? |
This song is a collaboration, cut to game size from ALT's first CD album "0/1 ANGEL・ALT produced by seiya-murai", which was released in November of 2011. It's a collaboration with the Darkness series sung by Freddie Hatae, and there are homages to the melodies and lyrics of Darkness 1~3 scattered throughout the song. Did everyone notice right away? |
Difficulty & Notecounts[2][]
Game | Standard | Battle | PSP-Exclusive | ||||||
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5 | N | H | EX | N | H | 5H | 7 | 7H | |
Notecounts | 398 | 513 | 975 | 1286 | 394 | 916 | 398 | 503 | 932 |
PARTY♪→fantasia | 17 | 20 | 33 | 41 | 27 | 33 | - | - | - |
Sunny Park→Present | ※13 | 26 | 39 | 47 | 27 | 33 | - | - | - |
portable 2 | ※12 | 20 | 33 | 41 | - | - | 17 | 20 | 32 |
pop'n music Lively | 13 | 26 | 39 | 47 | - | - | - | - | - |
※ Denotes chart has been revised from the corresponding AC chart:
- pop'n music Sunny Park EASY chart: the notecount of this chart is different from the old 5-Buttons chart (total notes: 204).
- pop'n music portable 2 5-Buttons NORMAL chart: total notes: 260.
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DOES NOT COMPUTE